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This happens 2 days ago…

On that day, a girl was happily watching Astro Star Quest 2009 at 130am. She even sang along with the contestants as there were lyrics below the screen. After that, she was thirsty so she went into the kitchen wanted to drink a cup of water. Before she could get a cup, she nearly stepped onto a cockroach as she did not turn on the kitchen light. The girl quickly ran out from the kitchen, looking at the kitchen floor from far and does not know what to do. The cockroach had already hid under the oven when it saw her coming into the kitchen.

The day before, she already saw the cockroach crawling from the kitchen to the dining area. She quickly took a newspaper and passed it to her elder brother and pointed at the cockroach. However, she did not know that her elder brother was also afraid of it! He walked towards the cockroach and threw the newspaper, the cockroach ran away and crawled to the guest room. Geez, the girl was so disappointed with her brother who looks so brown and manly, but actually threw the newspaper and told her to “Forget about it…” -.-

The next day, she told her mother that she saw the cockroach crawled towards the guest area. Her mum then asked her, “Did you hit it?” She said, “I passed the newspaper to Ah goh, but i didn’t expect him to be afraid of cockroach as well, so it ran away.” Her mum then said, “Stupid boy…”

After she was frighten by the cockroach at the kitchen looking hopelessly, she told her younger brother who was playing online game. “Neng, got cockroach… I don’t know where it went already…” Her younger brother quickly stood up, turned on the kitchen light and checked the kitchen. “Where did you saw it?” The girl pointed at the oven. He kneel down to check the cabinet and the oven. However, no sign of that cockroach. The kitchen light suddenly blink and frighten the 2 siblings who were prepared to fight against the cockroach. Well, to be exact, her younger brother is prepared.

After checking every corner of the kitchen and still no sign of the cockroach, she continued watching ATQ and placed a water bottle, Shieldtox and newspaper beside her. Her younger brother continued with his online game.

The programme ended at 3am, she was expecting the cockroach to crawl out from the kitchen but it didnt. As she was about to put the Shieldtox away, she checked the kitchen again and screamed! The cockroach was on its way out, she quickly threw the Shieldtox to her younger brother. Her brother then spray towards the ugly creature. The creature was still alive and it crawled towards the plastic bag on the floor with sweet potatoes inside their dad had bought. Her brother had to stop spraying and waited for it to crawl further out. When it crawled out, her younger brother used a newspaper and slammed it hardly, POMP! It was dead… She was so relief.

However, that was not the end. Her younger brother wanted to use the tissue to scoop it up but she suggested to use a broom and dustpan and flushed it down the toilet bowl. When she was about to get the broom at the kitchen, it crawled out another one! She screamed again and ran down to the living room holding her dear live. Her toes were curled inwards, her hands were squeezing her shirt and her teeth was biting her lips. Her anti Cicakman brother picked up the newspaper again but this cockroach was playing hide and seek with him. It crawled inside the fridge then it came out, then it crawled in again and came out.

Her younger brother patiently waited for it to crawled out further and sent it to hell instantly. While waiting, the girl suddenly screamed again and frightened her brother. “Why? Another one?” The girl said, “No, no, no. Mental unstable, i felt something crawled on my feet, heheh.” The creature finally crawled out and her brother gave it another pancake slammed. Both creatures were flushed down and both siblings were sweating. They were making a lot of noise at 3am. Her elder brother just came back from “late night drink”.

After killing 2 cockroaches in 15 minutes, she does not need to be afraid to go into the kitchen and guest room. That morning, her mum had sense something amiss. She smelt dead cockroaches and Sheildtox. That was probably because her younger brother slammed the 2 cockroaches too hard and the ‘juice’ squeezed out, hahaha. Her mother indirectly said “Aiyo, this morning, the house smelt like dead cockroaches. I remembered you told me there was a cockroach at the guest area right?” She confidently told her mum, “Oh, yah. Neng killed 2 cockroaches in 15 minutes. Dont know why so many cockroaches suddenly.” Her mum, “No wonder…”

Suddenly, she felt her younger brother is so brave and started to change her view towards him. In her mind, she always thinks her younger bro is a little soft, not manly enough. But on that day, he was like a hero to her compared to her elder brother. No wonder his friends who came to our house and told my mum, her son is attracted by many girls in the school. She had a great laugh, “Are you sure?? Chan Neng? My brother? maybe because he is smart…” The girl also agrees with what her mum said a few years ago that her younger brother should be the eldest. So he can teached, showed a good example and motivate his elder brother and sister.

Before ending this post, the girl in the story who almost screamed to death by cockroaches is me, Machine. A machine gun without bullets.